Fat Cat Chronicles
documentaryonhotels:

fireyourowncannons:

suzzannnn:

theperpetuummobile:

so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen.
So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job
Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN
 I just. I can’t even.
Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah

OH MY GOD

If I was a camp kid and Slender Man came in my door for no reason, I’d just sit down and never do anything again except die. The more and more I think about it, the more and more I want to be Slender Man for halloween. 

OH MY GOD

oh my now i want to be fat slenderman
like
not for halloween or anything
just
in general
fatterman

documentaryonhotels:

fireyourowncannons:

suzzannnn:

theperpetuummobile:

so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen.

So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job

Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN


I just. I can’t even.

Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah

OH MY GOD

If I was a camp kid and Slender Man came in my door for no reason, I’d just sit down and never do anything again except die. 

The more and more I think about it, the more and more I want to be Slender Man for halloween. 

OH MY GOD

oh my now i want to be fat slenderman

like

not for halloween or anything

just

in general

fatterman

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