i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
Haha I don’t like kids too much but when this kind of thing happens I’m reminded they’re not all awful. It works.
Helpings Hands is my least favorite skit on Whose Line because it always involves gross things happening to food, but Ryan never expects the alcohol to be real alcohol. And it’s like. It’s always fucking real alcohol, Ryan.
like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush
george w. bush stares in confusion and horror at his tumblr dashboard. his hand trembles over the reblog button. behind him, thousands of figurines line the walls. gundams, evas, wall-e, c-3po. r2d2 stares at him expectantly.